I wanna be Scott Ian when i grow up

he's got a bald head

and a pretty cool goatee

he dished out the coolest Mo-fo licks

I bet he picks up..the hottest fucking chicks

I always wonder why Charlie started writing 'Thrax songs

he should have stuck with drums

which was what he did the best

why cant scotty go back to his old ways

when judge dredd was the law..and death was the price he would pay

oh i'm crying for the indians

oh i'm crying for you scotty

oh im crying for my injun friends

oh i'm crying for you scotty

woah, yeah, scotty..tell me what i'm to be

scotty wont you tell me what to make of my life

I look up to you, so why am i playing like this

look at the way i'm picking am i queer

am i just road kill on the ground for you to smear

i guess i cant complain about Charlie B

cause stomp 442 can be more valued than my life

i'm sorry for stepping out on my line

i just thought i'd let you know that you are the coolest guy alive

oh i'm crying for the indians

oh i'm crying for you scotty

oh im crying for my injun friends

oh i'm crying for you scotty

oh i'm crying for the gunslinger

oh i'm cyring for you scotty

oh i'm crying for Mr brown

and all his friends at the made house

with they ever laugh again....

woah...yeah...will they ever laugh again

...scotty otty oxen freee freeeee

scotty..tell me what i'mmmmmm to beeeee