Mike Molaro Vs. The Coffee Lounge Owner.

Let me tell you a little story, about a fat man, and a certain Molaro.

    About last Tuesday, Mike was walking through India, feeding poor malnourished children.  With his backpack full of rice, and his motorized scooter, Mike was on a quest to end world hunger.

Mike approached a figure in a dark cloak.  Mike held out his rice filled hand, and in a quick manner, the hand darted from the cloak and stole the rice.  He promptly ate it not bothering to chew or taste.....

The figure opened his cloak to reveal that he was the very man that owned the Coffee Lounge!

"Gwargh.  I am really fat!," moaned the Coffee Lounge owner.

Mike stared into the soul of the fat man.  "Hey that guy stole money from us, and countless bands earlier."

Mike whipped out a bat!  "Give me the money or you die fat man."

Being the greedy bastard, the Coffee Lounge owner told Mike to go screw himself.  Mike wouldn't stand for this, let alone world Hunger.  Enough was enough, and it was time for a change.

After receiving the money, Mike Molaro used it later that night at Brighton's.  Without the threat of the Coffee Lounge owner, Mike was successfully able to solve world hunger, jail the druglords, go on consecutive tours with Joe Satriani and Scottie Ian, Save CAFE NISA, and pay the Webmaster a hefty 45.6 million dollars.

After everything was said and done, Mike sat down and slept.  "Who is your daddy?"  "Im your daddy," said Mike as he drifted off to dream land.

The End.

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