and Matt into Punk. Well at first Mike and I wanted to be on covers of Teen

magazine, and basically get some girls, so we made a song Feel Free ( Which

is our worst song ever written). Anyhow it inspired us to keep going. We

later picked up Chris. Which was kind of hard cause he had dreams of being in

The World Wrestling Federation. 

"Dreams of Being in the WWF"

But we ordered him a taco pizza, so he

agreed to play bass. Together Chris Mike and I, swam, golfed, and often fed

the needy. What we needed though was a drummer. So Mike knew this kid named

Matt, who played the drums.

"Lets try him out."

 I said lets try him out, so we all came over, and

we sucked ass, but we sucked ass as a band. That night we cuddled under the

blankets, and knew this would all be ok. We ended up pumping out lots of

originals! Then one day I was giving myself a "do pimp,", when I wrote Purple Cup. This

song made us into what we have become today. Pathetic ass losers still, but

it gave us that spice. Now currently with songs like Amy, and Switch board

we are definitly cruising. Oh yes a little side note, Amy...you are the

coolest chick I know. Even though I don't really know you. Anyway, we like

to play music, so come out side and hear us. Then that night get some

Burger King, watch porn, preferably Emmanuel, and go to sleep. Then buy our

Demo "My Dads The MilkMan!" 10 tracks of pure fun! Thanks everyone!